Criticisms

Well, it's only been about 10 hours and I have already recieved a handful of criticisms from our beloved viewers. 

How do us readers know that you aren't just making this all up?

- Joy D., Austin, TX

Well Joy, why would I make something like this up? Do you think I'm some kind of loser who likes to make stuff up and blog about it?  Do you not trust me? Is this a personal attack Joy? Is that what this is?

I like your plan but it seems to have some very obvious flaws.  For instance, it's impossible to control the actions of others?

- Jamal Traverson, Tuscaloosa, AL

Thanks for the concerns Jamal, however your post has some very obvious flaws as well.  For instance, you are a giant bag of ass-syrup and I can control people, it's called communism bitch, suck on that one.

Hey Mat, love your blog. Want to go see a movie tomorrow?

- Marisa Miller, Boulder, CO

Set it up!  What movie?

Okay so I made up that last one, but my point is... don't fuckin' doubt or question me.  It will only hurt you in the end.  This shit is happening... stay tuned