Random Thoughts

So tonight I was able to finish all of my homework before 9, visit every website I could care for by 10 and still find time to squeeze in some awesome Planet Earth action before 11.  This, ladies and gents, is what I call a good night, because seriously, who doesn't want to see a great white shark leap out of the water with a damn seal snatched in it's mouth.  As I watched in awe, for probably the 20th time, and shove pretzels down my throat, I began to think to myself, "I wanna do that!"  Sure, it may be impossible to literally fly my whole body out of the water, sans a missile, but still who doesn't want to do that?

Some of you are probably wondering, "Why is he telling such random thoughts?"  Well, if you must know...

   1) Aaron, the creepy, weird roommate is M.I.A.  Seriously, he was here Monday morning like I told you but since then he hasn't shown up.  I'm wondering if he found my blog and read about it.  

If so, he is probably right outside my door, clutching a sawed-off shotgun muttering obscenities to himself, trying desperately to call off his attack as his two bi-polar sides wage a hardcore and Hi-Def brain wave battle royale. 

At least that's how I see it.   If you have a better idea, message me and it might make this blog.

   2) I have some nasty gas.  And due to the abundance of sulfur and lack of oxygen in the air, my brain is not operating at full speed.  

I was going to present to you all "theory 1" of my relationship column but that will have to wait another day.

Sorry if you were hoping for the latest news on Operation: Corruption of New Roommate but it's kinda hard to influence, let alone control, someone who isn't even here.  But here are some things to look forward to in the coming days...

1) Theory 1 of my relationships 101 column.

2) Sports advice and commentary.  I figured sine this is my only area of "expertise" I have to include some sort of sporting writing.

3) The world premiere (yeah, that's right) of the latest movie/music video from my production company, formally known as VandyWillis Productions (a new name is in the works since my associate has lost his groove).

You stay classy San Die-.... world?