Yes, Aaron is back, with all his shit, and so are his Avalanche jerseys. There are 5 total (Forsberg, Sakic, Hejduk, Finger, Hinote), that is more than enough to be worn over the course of the week. I told you he wasn't going to take off the Av's jersey didn't I? Anyways... he was a little more awkward this morning also. For example, he took down my SI swimsuit calendar and then proceeded to go through every picture, making comments about every model and her "beauty." Don't get me wrong they are all frickin' hot but shit, don't tell me that, I don't need to know that, why do you think they are on my wall? I don't put up ugly chicks on my wall, I know they're hot and I personally don't think you are in a position to judge their "assets" (haha get it, ass-ets) considering your "white" gelled back hair looks like it is trying to escape your forehead. If your hair resents you, it's likely the ladies do to.
Ah, I almost forgot, my first column about relationships. I'm feeling really lazy so I'll let YouTube and NPH from "How I Met Your Mother" explain this one. It is so accurate that I have decided to make it my own. That's right, I just called dibs on this one. Enjoy!
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