Some of you are undoubtedly saying, "Why in holy hell has it been so damn long?" Well I dunno, I have no excuses, to take a line from Wedding Crashers... Rule No. 76 No Excuses, Play Like A Champion... yeah that's me, I'm playing like a champion, all champions took unnecessary retirements (See Michael Jordan... both times), except mine wasn't a retirement, more like an injury and the only injury feasible for a blogger is carpal tunnel, so there you go. I have been sidelined for the last month and a half with carpal tunnel, which I abbreviate CT. Not to be confused for CT scan, which is also a cat scan except it's CT scan, I have no clue what the real CT stands for but it can't be as important as carpal tunnel so fuck it. So as I sit here pondering the future of this blog, I couldn't help but come across this amazing song to describe my feelings for this blog...
So yeah, there you have it, I promise I will never abandon this blog again. It's far too awesome and necessary to avoid. I have received literally thousands (literally literally a few) complaints about me not blogging so I have come to you now. I shall blog on. Except we might have hit a major roadblock in Project: Corruption of New Roommate, but more on that later...
Till next time... peace fuckers!!!
